Cov phiaj xwm funny thiab niaj hnub zoo nkauj rau Xyoo Tshiab rau cov menyuam yaus
Xyoo Tshiab hnub so 2020 yog lub sijhawm zoo tshaj plaws los sib txuas lus nrog menyuam. Cov niam txiv thiab cov menyuam koom ua ke npaj rau hnub uas muaj kev hlub - kho kom zoo nkauj hauv tsev, dai tsob ntoo Christmas. Thiab yog tias cov qhua uas tseem muaj menyuam yuav tsum nyob rau lub Kaum Ob Hlis 31 lossis Lub Ib Hlis 1, qhov no yog qhov laj thawj los npaj ib qhov kev tshwm sim rau kev nthuav tawm thaum Lub Tsiab Xyoo Tshiab. Kawm paub thiab xyaum txais lub luag haujlwm yuav ua rau cov txiv neej zoo siab.
Ntau yam xwm txheej rau cov hnub so muaj kev txhaum nrog kev tiv thaiv thiab kev nyuaj ntawm kev npaj. Nws yog qhov zoo dua los kawm ob peb qho kev ua yeeb yaj kiab dua li ib qho loj thiab hais dab neeg. Lawv tuaj yeem raug qhia ua ntu zus rau kev ua si thiab kev sib tw rau cov qhua.
Cov kos duab hauv qab no tsis yog tsim rau tsev xwb - koj tuaj yeem siv lawv thaum npaj hnub so hauv tsev kawm ntawv lossis hauv kindergarten.
Qhov kev ua yeeb yaj kiab zoo tshaj plaws rau menyuam yaus
Kev ua yeeb yam luv luv yuav lom zem rau ob tus menyuam yaus thiab tus neeg laus rau Xyoo Tshiab 2020 ntawm White Metal Rat. Mini-show yuav ua rau hnub so lom zem thiab nco tsis tau.
Tsab ntawv rau Santa Claus
Tus ntxhais: "Niam, thov yuav kuv ib phau ntawv ntawm 96 daim!"
Niam (xav tsis thoob): "Vim li cas koj thiaj li yuav rog ua luaj?"
Tus ntxhais: “Kuv yuav sau ib tsab ntawv mus rau Santa Claus, yam khoom plig kuv xav tau! Yuav kom paub tseeb tias txhua yam haum! "
Niam: "Tsuas yog tsis txhob hnov qab sau ntawv rau koj tus yawm txiv txog qhov koj coj ua xyoo no!"
Tus Ntxhais: “Zoo, yog koj sau tias nws zoo, nws yog lus dag. Thiab yog tias koj sau ntawv tias nws yog qhov tsis zoo - thaum ntawd kuv yuav tsis pom cov khoom plig, zoo li kuv lub pob ntseg. " Kuv yuav sau zoo li no: “Nyob zoo txiv yawg Frost! Nyob rau lub xyoo no kuv tau ua ntau qhov kev coj ua dhau los! ... "
Txim rau Santa Claus
Tub: "Txiv, kuv tsuas yog xa ib tsab ntawv rau Santa Claus!"
Txiv: "Thiab dab tsi koj yuam kom nws, Kuv xav?"
Tus Tub: "Au, tsuas yog me ntsis xwb ... Tsuas yog tus tsim qauv, tshuab nqa phom thiab lub laptop!"
Txiv: “Yog qhov uas zoo tshaj plaws! Tab sis tej zaum nws tsis tsim nyog thov lub laptop? Thiab tom qab ntawd daim ntawv teev npe ntev ntev ... "
Tub: “Auj, Vim li cas koj thiaj txhawj? Koj yuav tsis yuav khoom plig, tab sis Santa Claus! "
Yuav ua li cas thiaj tau txais khoom plig
Tus me nyuam: "Niam, koj puas zoo siab tias Xyoo Tshiab yuav los sai sai no?"
Niam: "Zoo, tau kawg, Kuv zoo siab!"
Tus me nyuam: "Koj puas yuav tau txais Xyoo Tshiab khoom plig los ntawm Santa Claus?"
Niam: “Santa Claus tsuas los rau cov menyuam yaus xwb! Thiab kuv txiv yuav zaum yuav khoom plig rau kuv. "
Tus me nyuam: "Koj xav tau dab tsi los ntawm nws?"
Niam: “Ua siab ncaj, lub mom txheej! Tab sis kuv tsis paub tseeb tias nws yuav muab nws rau kuv ... "
Tus menyuam: “Sim vau hlo rau pem teb, qw thiab ntaus koj txhais taw! Nws ib txwm ua haujlwm rau kuv! "
Txog Vovochka
Xib fwb: “Johnny me, koj yuav ua li cas kho kev kawm zoo li ntawd? Cas ib hnub, ces deuce! Yog tias qhov no tseem tshwm sim, koj txiv yuav sai sai no grey plaub hau. "
Little Johnny: “Auj, qhov no yuav yog qhov khoom plig zoo tshaj plaws rau nws rau Xyoo Tshiab! Txwv tsis pub nws yog kiag li do hau! "
Koom kev lom zem ua si rau cov hluas
Cov hluas muaj peev xwm kawm ntau cov qauv ntawm kev coj ua lus. Hauv qhov kev tshwm sim rau lawv lom zem, "tus neeg laus" qhov tseeb tau qhia.
Kev tiv thaiv ntawm Santa Claus
Thawj tus neeg zov: "Santa Claus nyob hauv qhov chaw?"
Tus neeg saib xyuas kev ruaj ntseg thib ob: “Shh, los ntawm qhov uas tsis muaj npe, tej zaum yuav tuaj yeem tuaj xeb. Thiab nyob rau hauv dav dav, nws suab intolerant. "
Ua ntej: "Yuav ua li cas nws yuav tsum?"
Thib Ob: “Tus Pensioner Tsawg Kub! Nws yuav los thaum lub moos qhia qee lej! "
Ua ntej: "Tab sis peb tsis muaj lub saib!"
Thib Ob: "Peb yuav qhia koj!"
Thawj tus: “Dab tsi yog Baba Yaga? Puas yog koj tsis muab lub rhaub pov tseg lwm qhov? Puas yog koj tsis tso rab phom kub? "
Thib ob: “Txhua yam yog tswj tau. Peb cia foe nyob deb. "
Qhov thib ib: “Kuv twb muaj hnub nyoog nrab-laus, tab sis txhua tus zoo ib yam… Nws yuav hloov mus rau Snow Maiden, ces Barbie, tom qab ntawd Red Riding Hood. Ntawm no koj yuav tsum khaws koj lub pob ntseg qhib. Los ntawm txoj kev, nws yog lub sijhawm los hla lub chaw. "
(Cov neeg zov me nyuam tawm mus, tom qab ib ntus Baba Yaga dhia tawm)
Baba Yaga: “Dab tsi, tsis tos ?! Xav tias ua kev lom zem Xyoo Tshiab? Thiab kuv tuaj! Tam sim no kuv mam ntes koj tus txiv neej huab tais, tab sis kuv yuav muab tso rau hauv lub roj teeb! Cia koj cov pob txha qub kom sov sov me ntsis! Thiab Kuv yuav coj lub khoom plig rau kuv tus kheej! "
(Cov lus qhia khiav tawm, txhom Baba Yaga los ntawm caj npab. Zaj nkauj "Peb cov kev pabcuam yog ob qho txaus ntshai thiab nyuaj" ua si)
Tus neeg zov thawj: “Kuv tau mus txoj kev, nws txhais tau tias kuv tau tsaws los ntawm ib lub tsaws dai rau ntawm ib lub kaus poob los? Tam sim no peb yuav muab koj tso rau hauv xauv thiab qhov tseem ceeb, yog li ntawd kom tsis txhob cuam tshuam nrog kev ua koob tsheej! "
Baba Yaga: “Tub, tej zaum tsis yog? Los sis tej zaum peb yuav tuaj rau qhov kev pom zoo hauv txoj kev sib haum xeeb, eh? Koj yuav pab kuv daws kuv puj koob yawm koob, kuv yuav coj koj ua kuv qhev. Nrog rau kev nce ntxiv! "
Tus neeg thib ob: “Koj yuav nrog Koshchey tus tsis txawj ploj tuag. Nws kuj tau nrog peb zaum ntev ntev, ntawm kev txhim kho khoom noj khoom haus, los ntawm txoj kev. "
Ob tus tiv thaiv: “Santa Claus muaj cov tiv thaiv tsis tuaj yeem! Nyob zoo xyoo tshiab, cov kwv tij! "
(Baba Yaga raug coj tawm ntawm theem)
Xyoo Tshiab sau ntawv
Tus kws qhia ntawv (zaum ntawm lub rooj): "Hnub so, hnub so, tab sis kuv yuav tsum ua haujlwm, tshawb xyuas phau ntawv sau ... yog li ntawd, cov ntawv sau" Yog li kuv thov Santa Claus rau Xyoo Tshiab. " Nws yog xav paub dab tsi lawv tau sau ntawm no. Thawj tus yog Little Johnny ... "
(Tus xibfwb qhib phau ntawv sau cia, Little Johnny nkag rau hauv theem)
Me Johnny: "Kuv yuav thov kom Santa Claus kom nws thiaj li tsis muaj ntawv sau rau lwm xyoo!"
(Me Johnny tawm)
Xib fwb: “Zoo, txhua yam muaj tseeb nrog ntawd, tus lej ... Tom qab phau ntawv sau. Masha. Nres, vim li cas cov khoom lag luam ntawm cov tshuaj pleev ib ce txuas nrog cov ntawv sau? "
(Qhib phau ntawv sau, Mashenka nkag rau theem)
Mashenka: "Kuv yuav thov Santa Claus rau Xyoo Tshiab cov khoom №145, 146 thiab 172!"
(Mashenka nplooj)
Xib fwb: “Rhuav yog tus viv ncaus ntawm txuj ci, los yog dab tsi? Tsis ua li cas ... Leej twg ntxiv muaj? Egor! "
(Egor tshwm nyob rau theem)
Egor: “Nug Santa Claus rau qee yam, koj yuav tsum sau nws ib tsab ntawv rau nws. Kuv tuaj yeem tau txais nws tus kheej e-mail nyob qhov twg? Ntawm no koj tsis tuaj yeem ua yam tsis muaj kev txhaum dab tsi ... "
(Egor yoojyim rau kev xav)
Xib fwb: “Txhua yam pom tseeb, tus kws tshawb fawb nce zuj zus. Huag, Kuv nkees nkees ntawm ib yam dab tsi, tom qab ntawd, tej zaum, Kuv yuav xyuas nws. "
(Txhua tus menyuam dhia mus rau theem)
Zaj nkauj: "Nyob Zoo Xyoo Tshiab, Zoo Siab Tshiab!"
Oligarch thiab nws tus ntxhais
Oligarch: "Zlata, tus ntxhais, koj puas paub dab tsi hnub so tshwm sim thaum lub Kaum Ob Hlis?"
Zlata: “Txiv es, kuv muaj 11 xyoos xwb, vim li cas kuv yuav tsum to taub txhua yam no? Daim ntawv qhia hnub hauv peb lub tsev dai rau hauv chav tsev thib peb hauv chav tsev thib tsib - nqa lub elevator thiab pom. "
Oligarch: "Qhov tseeb, peb twb tau ua koob tsheej txog hnub so no, twv koj tus kheej."
Zlata: "Nov yog thaum peb tau mus rau Hawaii?"
Oligarch: “Tsis yog, nws yog koj lub hnub yug. Hnub tsib ntawm txhua lub hli. "
Zlata: "Kuv puas nco txog hnub so thaum peb caij hauv lub tank?"
Oligarch: "Tsis yog, peb ua kev lom zem hnub yeej."
Zlata: "Koj ya davhlau thaum twg?"
Oligarch: "Thiab qhov no yog Hnub Aviation!"
Zlata: "Okay, Kuv tso!"
Oligarch: “Xyoo Tshiab yuav los sai sai! Hnub so kuv nyiam tshaj plaws! "
Zlata: "Dab tsi tshwj xeeb txog nws?"
Oligarch: "Zoo, nws yog kev coj los muab khoom plig rau hnub no!"
Zlata: "Tsis muaj, tab sis dab tsi yog qhov tshwj xeeb?"
Oligarch: "Thiab kuv tsis txhob muab khoom plig!"
Zlata (xav tsis thoob): "Leej twg?"
Oligarch: "Santa Claus!"
Zlata: "Nws nyob qhov twg hauv Forbes npe?"
Oligarch: “Tsis muaj. Muab khoom plig yog nws txoj haujlwm. Thiab nyob rau hnub no, txhua tus tau txais ua ke, haus dej, noj tangerines thiab qw "Christmas ntoo, hlawv!"
Zlata: "Vim li cas hlawv nws?"
Oligarch: “Tsis tau, lawv tsis hlawv nws! Cov teeb txawb thiab cov khoom ua si yog dai ntawm nws. Kuv txhais tes muaj khaus tas. Wb dai tsob ntoo! "
Zlata: “Los maj! Tsuas yog ib nrab ntawm cov khoom ua si - rau kuv! "
(Leej txiv thiab tus ntxhais tawm ntawm theem)
Kev koom ua yeeb yam rau qhov Matinee 2020
Ib qho Matinee hauv qib kindergarten lossis hauv tsev kawm ntawv theem pib yuav dai kom zoo nkauj nrog ib qho chaw me me Xyoo Tshiab nrog ntau lub cim.
Xinesmas hais txog Santa Claus
Tus thawj coj nyeem cov ntawv nyeem tseem ceeb, cov menyuam hnav khaub ncaws ua yeeb yam tawm qhov yeeb yam. Cov cim kuj tseem tuaj yeem tsis muaj txiaj ntsig cov khoom.
Tus thawj coj: “Ua yeeb yaj kiab txog Santa Claus. Lub koob yees duab, lub cev muaj zog, cia mus! Muaj ib zaug Yawg Yawg tau rub nws tus nees thiab mus tom hav zoov los txiav ntoo. Thiab muaj dab tsi tshwm sim nyob hauv hav zoov: cua ua suab nrov, tus hma quaj ib vuag, tus plas quaj lawm. Ib tug mos lwj tau khiav dhau los, muab nws lub npauj. Hares dhia tawm hauv kev tshem, nruas ntawm cov ntoo stump. Peb pom yawg muaj ib tug txiv nees thiab caij nees ya mus. Nws zaum saum ib tsob ntoo ntoo thiab ntsia ib puag ncig. Nws pom muaj ntau cov ntoo nyob ib puag ncig. Nws mus txog rau ib tsob ntoo thiab chwv nws. Nws yuav tsis ua. Kuv soj ntsuam lwm tsob ntoo - Kuv tsis nyiam nws ib yam nkaus. Zoo saib - qhov thib peb yog txoj cai. Nws ntog ntawm nws nrog taus, thiab Christmas ntoo thov ... "
Tus ntoo thij 3: “Yawg, Yawg, tsis txhob muab kuv txiav! Kuv tsis zoo rau menyuam. Kuv txhais ceg yog ceg tawv, koob tau tawg, tawv yog txhav tag! "
Tus thawj coj: “Yawg mloog, tab sis nws mus ze dua lwm tsob ntoo. Kuv kov nws. Thiab cov koob yog muaj zog, thiab cov tawv ntoo yog ruaj khov, thiab lub cev txhais tau ncaj. Zoo rau Xyoo Tshiab! Saib seb thiab ntsia, lub taus tau twb ploj nyob qhov twg! Nws txiav txim siab rub tawm tsob ntoo nrog lub hauv paus. Thiab tsob ntoo qhia nws ... "
Fir-ntoo tus naj npawb 4: "Rub-rub, lub hnub qub, tseem tsis txaus lub zog."
Tus thawj coj: “Tus yawg pib rub tsob ntoo. Tsis rub. Hares tau los khiav hauv kev cawm. Rub tawm-rub - kom tsis muaj txiaj ntsig. Lawv hu tug hma. Rub-rub - dua nws tsis ua haujlwm. Cov hma hu ua plas. Txhua tus pib rub tsob ntoo. Lub caij Christmas tsob ntoo rov qab, nws tsis yog muab. Yog, ntawm no cua yuav tshuab! Ntawm ib txhais tes tshuab - tsis muaj txoj hauv kev! Ntawm qhov tod tes, muaj ntoo! Tshuab los ntawm lwm tus neeg! Thiab tom qab ntawd lawv rub tawm tsob ntoo! Niam tais zoo siab, tso ntoo rau ntawm sled thiab mus nrog nws rau cov menyuam, noj peb caug rau lub Xyoo Tshiab! Qhov kawg ntawm zaj duab xis! "
Phim Christmas ntoo
Cov ntoo Christmas zoo nkauj sawv nrog lub ntsej muag tu siab, tu siab ntsia hauv plag. Tus Thawj Coj los.
Tus tswv tsev: “Nyob zoo, cov menyuam! Ntse npaum li cas koj nyob rau hnub no, zoo nkauj npaum li cas! Txhua yam kim los pom! Nov yog txoj kev los ua kev zoo siab rau Xyoo Tshiab! Yog li, qhov twg yog tsob ntoo Christmas. Qhov twg? Nyob ntawd nws yog! Oh, koj yog dab tsi, Yolochka, tu siab heev? Cia peb paub los ntawm nws vim li cas nws thiaj tsis zoo siab? "
Yolochka: “Kuv dhuav cov no! Ntawm no yog kuv tus hluas nkauj - txhua tus neeg sawv hauv cov duab plaub nroog. Muaj nkauj, thiab lawv hnav ua si zoo nkauj, thiab lawv muaj cov khoom plig zoo! Kuv ne? Eh ... "
Tus tswv tsev: “Vim li cas koj, Yolochka, hais li ntawd? Peb muaj kev lom zem heev nyob ntawm no! Saib coob npaum li cas tus ntxhais thiab tub muaj! Lawv tuaj yeem ua tau txhua yam ntawm no - lawv seev cev, lawv hu nkauj, lawv hais paj huam. "
Yolochka: “Au, koj tsis ntseeg ib yam dab tsi? Nws puas muaj tseeb tias nws tuaj yeem hu nkauj? "
Tus tswv tsev: “Tau kawg peb tau! Hais mav, thov hu nkauj rau tsob ntoo Christmas? "
(Menyuam yaus hu nkauj Xyoo Tshiab)
Yolochka: “Yog, tsis yog phem! Kuv twb nyiam nws nyob ntawm no. Koj tuaj yeem ua dab tsi ntxiv? "
(Menyuam yaus qhia lej, hais paj huam)
Yolochka: “Zoo, tam sim no kuv pom tias nws tsis yog qhov tsis muaj qab hau uas kuv tau nyob ntawm no! Koj puas muaj khoom plig rau kuv? "
(Cov menyuam yaus dai daim ntoo nrog tinsel, ntawv txiav snowflakes)
Tus tswv tsev: "Yolochka, koj puas tseem xav cia peb tawm ntawm lub xwmfab rau koj tus hluas nkauj?"
Yolochka: “Kuv xav nrog koj nyob! Koj mas lom zem thiab zoo saib kawg li, koj paub ua kevcai nco txog hnub so. "
(Cov menyuam yaus dhia seev cev ncig ntawm tsob ntoo)
Cov Lus Qhia Uas Siv Tau
Thaum npaj kos duab kos rau Xyoo Tshiab Xyoo 2020, suav nrog cov lus qhia hauv qab no.
- Ib qho xwm txheej dhau mus dhau hauv ib qho nyuaj yog qhov tsis haum rau cov menyuam me.
- Ua tib zoo npaj cov ris tsho hnav yog qhov tseem ceeb rau kev kawm hauv tsev kawm lossis hauv chav kawm kindergarten. Yog tias nyob hauv tsev tus cwj pwm tau qhia tsuas yog cim, nrog rau ntau cov nta (piv txwv, Santa Claus - nrog lub kaus mom liab) - nws tsis muaj teeb meem.
- Chav tsev yuav tsum muaj Xyoo Tshiab cov cwj pwm.
- Nws tsis tas yuav cim lub luag haujlwm ntawm lub siab. Qhov loj tshaj plaws yog kom nco ntsoov cov phiaj xwm dav dav, vim hais tias txawm tias thaum muaj kev sib tw tiag cov neeg ua yeeb yam qee zaum tsim kho. Ua ib qho hnav ris tsho hnav ris tsho kom ntev ua ntej hnub so
- Tom qab ua si tawm cov kev tshwm sim, koj tuaj yeem tuav Xyoo Tshiab kev sib tw.
Cov tub ntxhais hluas ua yeeb yam uas tau ua tiav lawv txoj haujlwm tsim nyog tau txais txiaj ntsig. Tom qab cov duab kos tiav lawm, tsis txhob hnov qab muab cov khoom qab zib zoo rau txhua tus neeg koom nrog. Qhov no yuav yog qhov muaj txiaj ntsig zoo rau kev paub txog menyuam yaus txoj kev txaus siab rau kev ua yeeb yam, uas tuaj yeem ua haujlwm tom qab (nco ntsoov tias cov neeg ua yeeb yaj kiab ua yeeb yam thiab yav dhau los cov neeg ua haujlwm KVN tau dhau los ua TV comedians tau txais li cas).
Xyoo tshiab cov kev tshwm sim hauv lub Xyoo Paj Dawb yog qhov zoo siv sijhawm tsis yog menyuam yaus. Thaum cov me nyuam mus pw, tsis muaj dab tsi thaiv tus neeg laus los ntawm kev ua yeeb yam "pim" ntau dua, piv txwv li, nrog tso dag txog dej cawv.